Collin

When you are four years old you just say the funniest things! Here are some of Collins funny quotes of the week:

Bryan came in the house from outside and had dog poop on his shoe which he tracked in the kitchen. While he is cleaning it up Collin walks in the kitchen.
Collin: That looks and smells like poop
Bryan: That is because it is poop
Collin: Dad that is disgusting! You are suppose to poop in the toilet!!


We are all in the car and Parker is acting up so Bryan tells him that he is not allowed to read any books for the rest of the night. (I love how we have to ground him from reading) Parker starts to cry and
Collin: Dad if you dont let my brother read I am going to kick you in the wiener!
Terra: Oh no you wont Collin.
Collin: Ill kick you there too mom


Driving in the car
Collin: I want a bike with two wheels.
Terra: You have a bike with two wheels. You have your Car's bicycle at home.
Motorcycle drives by
Collin: No I want a bike like that one! But a small one for me! Then I can go fast!