Characters at Starbucks

-I only want 3 ice cubes in my drink

-A women when I go through the drive thru but a man when I come inside your store. I am the same person!

-I just want a black coffee. However when you pass the coffee off to me I want to add cream. When you pass the coffee again I now want sugar. And when you pass for the last time I would like a stir stick

-I never pull away till I take a sip of my drink first.

-I only give you a tip if you are "perky" at 530 in the morning and I tell you this

-Im a scary looking vampire chick and I yell at you when you ask how my boyfriends day is going

-I tell you I hit your sign outside when going through the drive thru. Your manager gets my license plate number and tells me that is all she needs. But I insist to you that you take my name and number from me. When you check the sign it is completely fine.

-I tell you I will be back for my coffee because I really have to go take a crap!

-I only want 1/4 of a shot of espresso put in my drink.

-Dont put too much foam on my drink. Dont put too little foam on my drink. Put just the perfect amount on my drink. Do you get that?